I am really bad with gifts but with a small epiphany I realized Aidan’s birthday gift this year would be drop dead easy. A Warrior’s Curry jersey or an official American football. With two trips to the US between this epiphany and Aidan’s birthday I would come through this time. Which is how, I found myself, on the eve of Chinese New Year’s and three days before his before his birthday biking to the official NBA store in Beijing. Except the store wasn’t there; it had moved some distance away. I managed to get to the new location the next day and they had a handful, like six, pathetic jerseys including Shawn Kemp’s Seattle Sonic’s jersey (Kemp last played for Seattle in 1997), Dennis Rodman Bull’s jersey, and Derrick’s Rose 2015 All Star jersey (Rose was not part of the game). The store, while looking promising on the outside, looked like a fraud on the inside. I ended up buying Aidan a Warrior’s hipster hat which was one of two Warrior’s items they carried (for what it’s worth, the nearby MLB store is almost as worthless for Giant’s fans). On the day of Aidan’s birthday, I took Aidan to the massive Adidas store (largest in the world?) in Beijing’s Sanlitun area. The NBA section was on the first floor and they had a full rack of jerseys and from a distance you could see a couple of Warrior jerseys. Walk up. Curry, #30. Excellent. Size 2XL which despite my recent adornment of winter fat is way too big for me, not to mention Aidan. We ask if they have any smaller sizes. “No, none”. Ok, when do you expect to get a new order? “Never.” Really, never? For maybe the most popular player and you already sold out the sizes that normal humans wear? “Yes, we are never getting another shipment”. Which, if you’ve been in China for like a week you understand translates to “I don’t know and it’s too much bother to find out, so go away”. I glared at the staff and Lydia gently asked me to calm down. We are good with each other like that.
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